Following in the tradition of Jeff Foxworthy, "You Might Be A Cyclist If... " is humor and inspiration to keep you rolling. The perfect read for anyone who has ever ridden a bicycle. You'll recognize yourself on many pages or see your coworkers, friends or family in every quote. Think "Deep Thoughts" By Jack Handey meets "Sh%t My Dad Says" for the cycling crowd. A must give gift for that cycling fanatic in your life. Excerpts: If you Own More Tights Than a Children's Theatre Production Of Peter Pan... You might be a cyclist. If thats frozen water in the bottle, but you take the cold morning ride anyway... you might be a cyclist. If your bike lights are so out of hand packs of German exchange students mistake you for a dance club and rave around you at stoplights... you might be a cyclist. If you announce that it's too hot to cut the grass, then bike off to do a century.. you might be a cyclist. If you go to your local bike shop for that new bike smell and the whiff of arrogance radiating off the younger staff... you might be a cyclist. If you enjoy an entire summer of sunrises in the saddle... you might be a cyclist. Now buy the book for every cyclist you know or anyone you want to become one.
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About the Author:
Joe Metal Cowboy Kurmaskie has been called a modern day Mark Twain by USA Today, Bill Bryson on a bike by The Boston Globe and a total slacker by his friends and family. When he does get himself up to speed he manages to write a monthly national syndicated column, articles for Bicycling Magazine, Men's Journal and Prevention Magazine and hass pulled together four bestselling books; Mud, Sweat and Gears, Metal Cowboy, Riding Outside The Lines, Momentum Is Your Friend. He also co-authored Joyride: Pedaling Toward A Healthier Planet By Mia Birk.
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- PublisherCadence Press
- Publication date2011
- ISBN 10 0615417531
- ISBN 13 9780615417530
- BindingPaperback
- Edition number1
- Number of pages248
- IllustratorAlbert Pantone